28-06, 20:06 Toby I was 2nd in the world at Age of Empires when I was 15 V

She's left ye and she's no comin back.

Sorry mate. When wimmin stop talkin about your needs and start talkin about their own the relationship is over.

Tell her to go "find herself" in a pile o' ****e.

 

Ah don't mow other ****s grass. Golden rule.

 

Oh well **** 'er. I'm pissed and a curry is on its way

 

Get a load of Cocaine and order some escorts .. Free house for 2 days while your Mrs is sucking some big black Gambian cock

 

She's coming back it's her house. I don't know where we're going, we split up before then we were going to get married then we weren't... bitches all of them

 

My wife lives in another country ,we never argue..

 

correct.

 

Gawdsakes SN23 stop posting pics of your missus, she'd be velly pissed off.

 

Her hoose? Oh ****.

Yer best bet is to 'accidentally' have her fall over one of your metal detectors, down the stairs, while she was cleaning a set of steak knives.

Worked for me.

 

I never knew Gambol was black

 

Ignore my last post

 

If she has gone away and broken up with you then she's an idiot for leaving you in her house

 

I think my best bet is to get a well paid contract (need any oracle developers on your oil rigs?) and just **** off. Like I said: does my head in.

 

Change the locks

 

Is that a problem?

 

Naw.

 

We haven't broken up. She's staying at her mate's who is away on holiday. The fact is this mate is a needy ****-stirrer who has been a pain in the side since she latched on to my bird.

 

Not really


<as long as you stay in Lanarkshire>

 

They do. They use Oracle to tell them when the rigs are gonny blow up. They used to use MYSQL and well... ...Piper Alpha... ...nuff said.

 

I won my rural french school championship when I was 12, not exactly grandmaster stuff...