I've told you I'm happily married But I'm sure Chippy will be up for anything. He'll even put on his ginger wig for you.
We now have 16 although that includes @East Stand Heckler and @Hamish McSporran who I believe to be @Socks. So will take two more as back-ups while I wait for the usual denials.
There’s no ball-warming involved in this competition. You will get who the random number generator churns out.
Aye, ah bet ye say that te all the girls ya wee fecker! I'm IN. So I can now replace Heckler the sock.