Look at the absolute ****ing state of the dust and cobwebs on those skirting boards mate. Scruffy twats. Nice to see he’s got a dog like, might help his mental health, as might his Ma getting the dusters out ffs.
I was going to ask if he's gone and got himself a dog.... Then I was distracted by the decor, weird, it's like a timewarp. Maybe he's just landed there in the Tardis.
The couch is the best bit ffs. The carpet looks like it spent the entire decade of the 80’s adorning the floor of a beefeater.........then his Ma bought it.
Makes me think he must live with an elderly uncle. That don't look like a woman's touch in that place.