2020/21 ‘Summer’ transfer window thread

Lets calm down grandad before someone does a hip yeh

 

Well if Sam Pilger thinks so, who am I do question?

Ashley Cole: 107 caps for England, the most FA Cup winners medals of any player in history and a Champions League winner

Leighton Baines: 30 caps for England, the ears most resembling the FA Cup in history and a Champions sideburns runner up award behind Wolverine

 

You lot can forget it bro. Just enjoy the one you’ve won and STFU.

 

All good bru, you seen this **** about Baines being better than Roberto Carlos?

Funnier than when @FosseFilberto posted his fake arse george colony looking silver back self.

 

Bradley Wiggins body double

 

Peejay dropped the Baines bomb and left uncle Tobes to clean his mess up.

I wouldn’t stand for that ****.

 

Tbf, Carlos was always a poor mans Gary Kelly.

 

Worry about yourself Junior ... those years between 31 and 32 appear to be the longest 5 years in any man's life ... or at least yours ... and you've still done **** all with it despite the time travelling capabilty

 

Right I’m off on Tik Tok to watch some bouncy tits.

**** yall all yall. Peace.

 

30-34, best years of any mans life, especially just after you've seen off the first mrs

 

You Stfu @Tel I Aint in the mood for yor ****.


Jokes bru Im about to dish up my yardie beef curry and pop another vodka like a G

 

Anyone got Gibberish translate? ... Sucky overdosing on winegums

 

Tobes dunnit to Stan... them bitter ****s got form

 

He won the WC golden boot as well like, then got nearly 1 in 2 for Real before going to Bayern, who wanted to make his 2 year loan move permanent and he refused it.

At 29 and with his pedigree I’m more than happy than we’re taking a chance on him. He’s only coming because of his relationship with Carlo like, wouldn’t have looked twice at us last season, neither would Allan. Exciting times for us this, we’ve finally got a quality manager and one who’s capable of attracting players that would be beyond us without him.

 

Put the Vodka down yer daft get.

 

Not saying either of them are bad players mate, just that they never really fulfilled expectations.

 

Allan hasn’t fulfilled expectations? Really?

Napoli knocked back a bid of €50m for him from PSG in January ffs.

 

Where did Allan come from

I only mentioned Gotze and Rodriguez.

 

I was gonna say Gary Stevens but of course he was a right back.

I'm mates with his son actually, we worked together. From his first marriage when he was marrying Merseyside wags

 

Him signing for Everton is having the same effect tbh.