2020/21 ‘Summer’ transfer window thread

Your social media team could have a right laugh with it.

Just tweet a pic of a crutch with #soon

 

Or a very West Ham signing. They're just about nuts enough.

 

I’ve never seen him play, but I reckon I can safely call him absolutely gash.

 

Errrmmm they’ve just released him mate......

 

Yeh why I said it

 

Erm

in 2018 it was a very West Ham signing mate.

 

You never know Tobes, he could be the next Romero

 

You styling here bro?

 

No mate. Obviously the joke was lost on here nvm

 

Never a good sign when fans of the club a player currently plays for says he’s dogshit.

Can’t be much worse than T Rex arms though I suppose.

 

I got it bro.

I also got it when I read it on Twitter an hour ago.

 

Fosse will know all about him bro.

@FosseFilberto sayin fam?

 

Yeah as it goes Roma lol.

 

I knew would Tel.

Deadline day boredom. Reduced to twatter gags.

 

I read that gag about 2 hours ago.

 

The gags gaining traction

Well done, you were first mate.

 

So Romero it appear to be. If it can get done in time.

 

Wilshere:

"Despite all my best efforts and intentions, it has not worked out as I expected. I have been fully fit for a large period of time at the club, including over the course of the last eight months - training hard every day - but unfortunately have not been given the opportunity to play.

"Although of course I am frustrated that I was not fully able to showcase what I am capable of at West Ham I remain convinced I can still contribute at the very top of the game.

"I'm now looking forward to the future and hope to be able to make an announcement about the next stage of my career in due course."

Sounds like a come and get me @captain wrong

 

Wouldn’t have thought so, his Mrs has been kicking off on Twitter.

 

Wouldn't surprise me if Pep took him at City.