Off Topic 2018

Hopes and aims?

Not the usual new years resolution joining the gym ****e



I'm hoping to have bought a place by the end of the coming year. Thatt'll be my 5th in England. I really am a ****ing pikey. I might settle one day.

I want at least two holidays to sunnier climates.

I will strive to stay single.

 

I want them to make club bars with a proper amount of chocolate again

 

especially the orange ones. robbing bastards. (oh had on im talking to a scouser)

 

**** thread anyway

 

off course, they all are

 

2018 will be ****e. The gulf between rich and poor, in football as in life, is just going to get wider and wider.

I might build a guillotine, and after I've tested the blade on a few bankers in the City of London, I will see how well it works on PL football players - starting with Virgil Van Dijk.

 

do i sense a touch off bitterness. another of to scouseland?

 

I'm long past being bitter - but if VvD goes to Liverpool I night just succumb to outrage and despair.

If City want to pay us £50 mill for the spoilt prick, I'll drive him up there myself. I'll tie the little **** up and sling him in the boot though, I'm not sharing a 4 hour car journey with him.

 

first billion pound player this year coming you reckon, or in another season or two?

what do you hope this tear brings personally, **** the footy

 

Am going to start telling things how they are when it comes to nearest and dearest. Being nice and not wishing to row is seen as a weakness and they think I am afraid of them. Little knowing I am always afraid of what I can say/do.

Not so much a new years resolution because I started a bit ago

 

good on you my asian friend. tell it how it is. always liked you, you have a lot of spirit.

 

I'm hoping for a quieter year as 2017 has been absolutely **** at times.
2 family deaths in November really capped it all off and someone very close to me spent the 2 weeks leading up to Christmas in hospital recovery from major surgery.

On a positive note I'd like to learn how to swim

 

you cant swim ****ing hell man we live on an island

 

I had a shed load of lessons as a kid and never figured it out.
It's ok though as I've only almost drowned twice in 30 odd years so not too bad.

 

****ing mongo. how twice?

 

First time was when I moved up to junior school. They had an outside pool (wasn't a posh pool, it wasn't heated and often junk in it) and on the first day of swimming practice I didn't realise I couldn't swim so dived straight into the deep end. None of the teachers were prepared so just left me there thinking I'd get out. I didn't so eventually one of them jumped in and hooked me out. Funnily enough the teacher was furious with me .

Second time was when me and some mates bunked off school to go bodyboarding. They didn't tell me that about 5 foot out there was a huge drop so off I went and then vanished. Luckily I was tied to the board so managed to climb up. Don't think my mates believed me when I said I couldn't swim, either that or they didn't like me much.

 

one of the fundamentals of life (which gives me inspiration for another **** thread) learn to swim ya fruit. i only know one person that cant and thats my mum, you are now the second

 

And there was me thinking he was a diver in the Swiss navy.

 

I should have abandoned all interest in football whan Neymar went to PSG in the summer. It's just "think of a number, double it, add 8 zeros" now.

Personally, I hope that my mum and dad stay comfortable in their own home, & when it's time for them to pass on - which won't be long, realistically - they both go together.

It would be nice if Saints won a major trophy while my dad was still alive, but at least he saw us at Wembley last season. And he saw us beat Inter at St Marys.

 

We don't even want the twat mate.