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Spurlock said:
Lol, mad bruddas.

On a real it's a form of meditation, the guys you are watching are probably Chechens. They chant Quranic text and Gods name and move to the riddim. I saw one circle it was so rapid I fell of my chair.
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The lads I take on a Friday have asked me to go in and have a look around next week. Might join in, not too sure how that would go down though? Their English isn't great and my Arabic/Kurdish/Fasri/Dasri still isn't at the level of being able to talk bantz.
 
Skylarker said:
The lads I take on a Friday have asked me to go in and have a look around next week. Might join in, not too sure how that would go down though? Their English isn't great and my Arabic/Kurdish/Fasri/Dasri still isn't at the level of being able to talk bantz.
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Friday prayers? What language do these boys speak? Go if you want. Just hope the imam does the sermon in English too. A lot do nowadays to cater for the younger generation. If nothing else you might be able to pick a good deal for some Herbs.
 
Spurlock said:
Friday prayers? What language do these boys speak? Go if you want. Just hope the imam does the sermon in English too. A lot do nowadays to cater for the younger generation. If nothing else you might be able to pick a good deal for some Herbs.
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I have 4 and they all speak different. One Arabic, one Kurdish, One Fasri and one Dasri. But they all manage to communicate ok with each other.

I am learning all those languages but it's far from easy, insanely hard tbh.

The Kurdish lad is the best, he speaks about 20 languages and I often use him to translate what the others are saying. It's a proper head **** at times, funny guys though. I'd take one home and house him if I could (the Kurdish one).

Lovely lads all 4 of them though.

They cook me some amazing food, most days. They don't like it when I don't eat with them, cultural differences and all that.

I'll just rock up and see wa gwan on Friday.
 
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Skylarker said:
I have 4 and they all speak different. One Arabic, one Kurdish, One Fasri and one Dasri. But they all manage to communicate ok with each other.

I am learning all those languages but it's far from easy, insanely hard tbh.

The Kurdish lad is the best, he speaks about 20 languages and I often use him to translate what the others are saying. It's a proper head **** at times, funny guys though. I'd take one home and house him if I could (the Kurdish one).

Lovely lads all 4 of them though.

They cook me some amazing food, most days. They don't like it when I don't eat with them, cultural differences and all that.

I'll just rock up and see wa gwan on Friday.
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Skylarker said:
I take them to Friday prayer every week, but I sit the car and wait like a ****ing melon.
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No one will point fingers at you. Often I'll see a visitor sat in the back row absorbing it all in,in their own way. If I walk past them they always get a Respek acknowledgement nod of the head. You'll just do what you feel comfy with Sky.
 
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Skylarker said:
I have 4 and they all speak different. One Arabic, one Kurdish, One Fasri and one Dasri. But they all manage to communicate ok with each other.

I am learning all those languages but it's far from easy, insanely hard tbh.

The Kurdish lad is the best, he speaks about 20 languages and I often use him to translate what the others are saying. It's a proper head **** at times, funny guys though. I'd take one home and house him if I could (the Kurdish one).

Lovely lads all 4 of them though.

They cook me some amazing food, most days. They don't like it when I don't eat with them, cultural differences and all that.

I'll just rock up and see wa gwan on Friday.
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^^^^^^ fattening up for the kill but doesnt know it. [HASHTAG]#sleepercell[/HASHTAG] :bandit:
 
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Treble said:
^^^^^^ fattening up for the kill but doesnt know it. [HASHTAG]#sleepercell[/HASHTAG] :bandit:
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I've had Kurdish Kebab's three days in a row, with the nicest lemon salad ever and fried aubergines....

and a couple of fried eggs on the side (bit of a weird combo).

Amazing kebabs though, far better than the ****e the Kebab house dishes out.
 
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Spurlock said:
No one will point fingers at you. Often I'll see a visitor sat in the back row absorbing it all in,in their own way. If I walk past them they always get a Respek acknowledgement nod of the head. You'll just do what you feel comfy with Sky.
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Yeah but I'd want to get involved with what they do. I'm not Christian or anything, so I'm open to offers...

If I just rocked up and started joining in would I get kicked out?

or radicalised <confused>
 
Skylarker said:
Yeah but I'd want to get involved with what they do. I'm not Christian or anything, so I'm open to offers...

If I just rocked up and started joining in would I get kicked out?

or radicalised <confused>
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Dare you to rock up and just start leading prayers. I suggest spurlock's next week when the imam is late. See what happens.
 
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Skylarker said:
Yeah but I'd want to get involved with what they do. I'm not Christian or anything, so I'm open to offers...

If I just rocked up and started joining in would I get kicked out?

or radicalised <confused>
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No one says anything, you just crack on. If you want to ask anyone anything, just ask. You a cultured brudda.
 
Spurlock said:
No one says anything, you just crack on. If you want to ask anyone anything, just ask. You a cultured brudda.
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Yeah I'll go check out wa gwan next week, they seem a friendly bunch. I'm very interested in culture as it goes.

Tempted to visit Thainland and see how expat inbred sexpests live tbh.
 
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Fcking hell I remember when he had a serious car accident and survived. And now he really has gone :(
 
Arnie hasn't had his heart explode yet through his gigantic steroid abuse.

Paris Hilton hasn't died from aids for being a complete little spunk bucket.

Justin Bieber hasn't been stoned to death for being a tragic little ****.


Let me know when any of these happen, I don't even know this bloke who's just recently departed.
 
Skylarker said:
Yeah I'll go check out wa gwan next week, they seem a friendly bunch. I'm very interested in culture as it goes.

Tempted to visit Thainland and see how expat inbred sexpests live tbh.
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You should before you're groomed to the dark side. You'll find the bhudist religion enlightening and the merit from it. Also you won't have to wash your balls once a week and eat chocolate for penance. Thai culture is something that needs to be seen.

Of course if you just want the seedy side just ask the Gimp he knows everything about that subject.
 
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