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2016 NUFC Not606 Awards

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  1. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    Right gents, seen a few people discussing this, so thought I'd make it happen:

    Ideas please for what awards should be featured, plus any nominations

    I'll kick us off:

    Conference North Referee of the Year 2016 (Sponsored by Specsavers): Steve Martin

    The 2016 George Custer Award: Nominations: Commachio, Fredor and Bri as the last Mackems on 606

    The 2016 Andy Carroll Award for Services to NUFC Finances: Nominations: Gini Wijnaldum and Moussa Sissoko
     
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  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    2016 twatfull fans award nominations are :- Aston Villa, Notts Forest, Scumberland
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Dec 15, 2016
  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    The Beeler of the Year award
    Attention seeking leaving thread of the year award
    PDL (Pardew Defence League) Ambassador of the Year Award
    Best Not606 Gamesmaster award
    The Not 606 'where are they now' award (sponsored by Nev's prediction updates)
    The lazy Poster (can't be arsed checking spellings) Award - ACS
    Meltdown Of The Year
    Away Chant Of The Year - Matt Ritchie / Last Christmas
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Just to clarify.... Bri has now left too.
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    the daft git was using the excuse that he couldn't log on any more and was getting error messages yet no one else was (cop out)
    so he was leaving, he couldn't log on but still managed to post a lot of ****e <laugh>
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    It was indeed a bit of an odd thing that he was the only one with the issue. He blamed a conspiracy I see too <doh>
     
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  7. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I don't think that there was any one that didn't get blamed
     
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  8. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    The OED Award for Redefinition of the English Language: Fredor
     
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    The Lets Start a Tipping Comp but not do anything Award
    The most prolific copier of someone elses tips Award
    The first person always to be killed in a Mafia type game Award
     
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  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Most username changes award (ALL previous names must be included in the nomination to make the entry valid)

    Most vivid description of a night in with Rachel Riley award

    Best non Toon fan on the Toon board award (always causes a bit of controversy with our visiting guests)


    Unfortunately this year's "Most wins in the headline competitions without cheating" award has been cancelled as we have no valid entries.
     
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  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    The 'Dwayne Dibley style award for best mustard chinos'
     
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  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Lifetime award for Best Toon left-back Pardew ever had award (note entries are strictly limited to the first 100 nominees )
     
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  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    The 'User who has most called that useless lazy **** Nev a useless lazy ****' award
     
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  14. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    The FINAL nominees for the 'Laziest waste of space twat of the year' award are...in alphabetical order. ..

    <drum roll>

    Moussa Sissoko...

    And...

    Nev the laziest twat of the year


    Remember you can ONLY vote for ONE. It's going to be interesting.
     
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    Heed well known cheat

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    I would imagine that All Nominees - Trev, Sebb & Mitros Dance Teacher will be devastated.......
     
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  16. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Do you think I stand a chance with this one - I've only made 20 or so since May.....
     
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  17. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Not sure. Who are you?
     
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    Heed well known cheat

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    Heed, Ex-Cheat - clean living, water drinking, non-meat eating, fair-play champion for all....
     
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    I don'f recognise those usernames, sorry
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Nibbler of the Year Award......that's a gimme!
     
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