2016 Dead Pool

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Constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.
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Deaf cyclist?

Bought a wheel and spoke.
 
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Here's one, here's one lads. Did you hear about the blind criminal He was under a vest, so wouldn't have been able to see anything even if he wasn't blind, as the vest was black and there were no lights on. Hahahaha ****ing yaaaaaaassssss lolzy, under a vest not under arrest<laugh><party> made it up all by myself you ****s! Long live lunches with beer!!!
 
Gay man who loves fatties who needed an internal check up?

He had a scan.
 
****s love cheering on oap lemon parties?

"Mon the codger"