Match Day Thread 2015/16 Premier League, Cups & Euro Watch

Why you telling me what I already know dumb nuts....oh and by the way, you forgot to mention it's not allowed to smoke in a company van shared by more than one person - so keep up and get your facts right when you lecture

 

Anyway good doing exchange with you good people, I will try my hardest not to bother you all again...no promises like...be safe and have a cig x

 

I said it was legal? Please point out where I said that. Something being illegal doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

Its pretty obvious that you're an arrogant idiot who thinks he can do whatever he wants and doesn't give a **** about anyone else. Just as bad as the people who drive like dickheads.

 

Exactly right....but ive kept you amused enough, so i need to go to bed, the clocks go forward tonight and i've already lost an hour due to you whining on like a bitch.

So i wish you goodnight, god bless and go on....go on....you know you want to....have a cig it will help releave that tension in your body x

 

If you want to kill yourself why don't you just jump off a bridge. Much cheaper and you won't hassle other people in the process

 

omg ffs...you still bitching....calm down lad a pack of Marlborough will sort you out, get straight down to the corner shop in the morning

 

That went well......

 

Splendidly. I think BRB might be drunk.

 

**** sake...I go for a smoke and come back to a rumble

 

I wish I was that lucid when lashed if that's the case.

Pious moralising ahoy btw.

 

I gave up 6 years ago but reading this thread has made me fancy a cig

 

Make sure there's twenty in the pack!

 

True...although B&H blue at £6 something a pack aint a bad price for a few less

Right defo my bed time now....

 

I have 400 Vietnamese Marlboro Gold and drink expensive Dutch lager to stop me doing cocaine and smoking weed.
If they just sold and taxed the hard stuff I would quit ***s and booze by half.

 

At ¥200 about £2.39p a pack I would be mad not to smoke value wise.



Plus the chap on the pack seems fine and I don't speak Viatnamese so they are probably quite healthy.

 

Lets all stop smoking, drinking alcohol and sugary drinks, eating red meat etc, that way we can all live into our late 90s/early100s and go senile and feeble putting a massive strain on the health service and making pensions an unsustainable burden for our children and grandchildren. The government will be helpless because they will have little to raise taxes from and eventually they will have to legalise euthanasia

 

The rich will just harvest organs and put their brains in clones or robocop type hybrid machines so I say live life and die young.

 

I'm not saying you should stop smoking though

 

I know

Can you imagine a doctors surgery if the health service worked on life style.

Doctor I keep coughing
Do you smoke
Yes
Next

Doctor my liver/kidneys are playing up
Do you drink
Yes
Next

Doctor my knees/hips are ****ed
Do you run a lot
Yes, half marathons and everything. 10k a day normally
Your body is designed for short, fast sprints 2-3 times a week to catch prey
Next

Doctor my heart is beating really fast and I get out of breath easily
I see you are a body builder, have you any idea how much fuel those muscles need
Next

 

I think this covers all the points raised perfectly... and far more entertainingly...