2011 Census

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Anybody done this??

Just looked at form - 28 ****in pages <doh>
 
No, I've not filled it in yet. I heard on the radio that they'll send 'enforcement officers' around to your house to question you on your doorstep if you don't send it back.

What a lot of ****e.
 
tina2010 said:
No, I've not filled it in yet. I heard on the radio that they'll send 'enforcement officers' around to your house to question you on your doorstep if you don't send it back.

What a lot of ****e.
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I know. It's like the TV licence pricks as well. They claim they know what you're watching but they haven't got a ****ing clue. I haven't paid my licence since last year and all they do is threaten to send someone round.

**** 'em.

They keep banning me from 606 so why should I pay the ****s anyway? <laugh>
 
Moltisanti said:
Why have we have sent the census to Scotland? 5 Million alcoholic smackheads. Case Closed. Nein?
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it's to give actual figures on how much smack we use versus how much booze we drink...

For folk from Yorkshire, they ask how many whippets they have ****ed
 
• Lockheed-Martin UK, for the principal data capture and online operations.
As noted in Section 2.2 of this report, Steria are also resourcing the personnel to
manage the data capture systems.
Lockheed-Martin UK Ltd, and their security advisers Logica, are the principal
commercial partners for ONS. The contract with Lockheed-Martin UK covers the
printing of questionnaires, Internet data capture, online help facilities,
questionnaire tracking and operation of the Census helplines.
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This is taken from the 2011 Census Security Report.

Do you know what Lockheed-Martin's main role of business is?

And the report also contains a whole section about the American Patriot Act.
 
Just came back from a match and filled it in.

languages

Ulster Scotch

a) understand
b) speak
c) write

.........of course. Its English in a funny accent.
 
tina2010 said:
I just Googled them. Defence contractor, or is there something more sinister?

Finished my form too.
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Their main customer is the US Gov't, namely the US military. They are also involved in supplying some of the world's worst Governments with arms.

"The company, which makes Trident nuclear missiles, cluster bombs and F-16 fighter jets, won the £150m contract to run the census on behalf of the Office for National Statistics (ONS)."
 
I posted the last two earlier today

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27/03/2011 04:04 PM
Thread: Drink of choice...

I'm going to remove your clothes slowly. Starting with your blouse, then bra, then skirt, then panties. Then I'll lay you down and make love to you. Yours, the Gentleman Rapist
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25/03/2011 01:33 PM
Thread: There is so much that...

forum slut

I'm a bit offended at the 'form slut' one. I definitely thought Edge would be the runaway winner of that one.

The other one turned me on when I read it.

How's yours?
 
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