2000, my Sunderland and Newcastle chums, hit me

Oh no Tash will cry that we are picking on him again.

for you on your 2000th hope RBT wasnt to much of a let down in the sack

 

I would never have known he was there if it was not for his constant complaining in my ear, moan, moan, moan.

 

sounds like our naTASHa

 

To steal a quote from Dennis Healy, being abused by you is alike to being savaged by a sheep!

 

Now you have gone and done it MrRAW, bringing sheep into it will only excite tash

 

In a Brittany Spears manner or do you mean like the London Riot Police?

Speaking of kettling. I fancy a cuppa.

 

Any 19 year old kid that has posted nearly 1500 times must spend his entire time on his computer. He needs to get a life. Doubt he's been anywhere near a woman in his entire life.

 

tahts a lie, he is very close to his mother

 

Incest! The game all the family can play!!

 

now that will start him off

 

Your son's name is Osca?

 

no, its my dog, a long story but that's him on my aviator, abuse my son, Christopher, but leave my boy alone.

 

I wouldn't abuse your son , Syd! Although I hope you don't follow in Roy Keane's footsteps. Stick to walking the dog...

 

its a worry how close the L and N are on a keyboard

 

You're right I meant to press on "n"

 

see, that's good quality abuse, sex with the dog but not even full sex.

 

You ask for the light hearted abuse and I'll be here to provide you with it As you said banter between our two sets of supporters can be fun at times.

 

then why did you stop with the banter and bring fact into it, Osca always has a smile on his face.

 

Have you taught him how to whistle after a brisk walk?