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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    This was my Uni go to:

    3 Quality pork sausages
    Dried Italian mixed herbs
    1 Tin of Italian chopped tomatoes
    Long grain rice or pasta

    Cut each sausage down the middle then fry both sides in a little olive oil - once the sausages start to caramelise add a small knob of butter and fry for a short while longer - remove sausages from pan and sprinkle the dried Italian herbs into the pan and fry for a little longer until the herbs really flavour the oil.

    Scape the meat from the sausages back into the pan and if you have any Worcestershire sauce add a splash. (Optional- deglaze of pan with some wine if you have it) add tin of tomatoes and heat until nicely simmering. Season to taste.

    Serve with rice or pasta

    Yumminess on a budget and in less than 20 mins <cheers>
     
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  2. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Sausages and Pasta?

    You should go and live with Comm <yikes>
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Sort of students be deglazing **** bro?
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

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    If you follow the recipe the sausage has become a( budget) ragu ... nobody will know you have used sausage <cheers>
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

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    Mate ... I had some pretty good night's after serving that up to the lady students ... most blokes were serving beans on toast or spag bol <doh> ... looks way more sophisticated / impressive then the sum of the contents ... garnished with a sprig of parsley <cheers>
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Clever ones who had a cousin doing Hotel Management - she taught me some very clever tricks ... <cheers>
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Well @Tobes and @Stan will make sure this thread hits 20 pages in no time.

    Fossages <laugh>
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

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    Park find yeah?
     
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    Some of us were too busy getting laid at Uni to be cookin ****y meals in the hope of serenading some Poontang
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I’m not good at following recipes or cooking. I don’t understand half the cooking terms. I’ll stick to my bread and jam.
     
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    imagine the high end birds you’d impress though scraping out a Richmond and chucking it on some pasta
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Some of us weren’t bright enuff 2go to uni :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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    I’m not academically bright as in it doesn’t come naturally to me...the zest for this structured learning

    had to graft my bollocks off to get through
     
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    You were the dealer masquerading as an ice cream man. Only time I’ve ever seen a dozen people queuing for ice cream in February was at uni.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Im not made for high end types

    we worlds apart

    Streetwise chicks for me...not the type that say ‘Yay’ and she’d a tear at Philip Schofield’s plight


    Silly ****Z
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    :emoticon-0150-hands

    Fair play. It never interested me tbh, I was made to work from the age of 12 doing paper rounds and then up at 4 in the morning from the age of 14 delivering milk. Then had a job before I finished my 4 GCSE’s. Its just the way it was in the home I come from. It got me away from a bullying **** so I never had a problem being out all the time neither mind.
     
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    Many ways to get through life bruv...we Hustlaz
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    I read that to mean you got bummed by the Rugby team ... feel free to correct me <whistle>
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    Please refer to the original recipe .... Tesco Finest as a minimum specification ... <laugh>
     
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