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1st July and Rafa

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 28, 2019.

  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Of course, he'd love to come on here every day to take the piss but his club's lowly position in the Turd Division prevents him from doing so
     
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  2. GeordieHalfbreed

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    You should do the washing up more often then.
     
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  3. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    You lot are a right bunch of clowns tbh.

    Your latest Messiah has just run off, Ashley is laughing at your protests, the Sheikh is nowhere to be seen. Add to that you look like selling off players, signing none and appointing a deadbeat manager.

    All these issues but the posts are all about someone who admitted they only came on to stir you all up.

    But you keep on believing you're controlling it all and can simply chase me away with your endless wit and mutual back slapping.

    Sad lads who've destroyed your own board ... see you soon, whenever I choose.
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    What a knacker Slug is, gans missing for three years following two relegations and a non-promotion <laugh> Come back mid-season if we are in the bottom three and you lot are running away with the Turd Division.
     
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  5. jimileysbaldhead

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Givemeursaltytears

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Resorting to name calling when your bait doesn't work is just frustration. I think another sabbatical for you is probably a good idea <ok>
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Slug will soon run away again when the season starts and his sad lowly team lose to the likes of Burton Albion.
     
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  9. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Through his contacts Smug has managed to get me a few tickets for his next leaving do.
    Form an orderly queue gentlemen.
     
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  10. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Six responses in 20 minutes ...

    ... must be a record on here <laugh>
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    He will just have to return to Sunderland Not606 and find some knackers to sit and say "Yeah you've got a real fan club going there" or "Aye you've dropped some right bombs there" or words to that effect. There will always be sheep.

    Its incredibly predictable.
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Because you've been missing for so long you runner <laugh> Make that six <laugh>
     
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  13. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    quite frankly I find his comments Turdgent (spelling correct)

    you have to humour some people living in their own fantasy bubble
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    We would probably go along with a bit of pisstaking if they were in the same league as us...or maybe even one below. But two leagues below...that sounds like a Jules Verne novel...Two Leagues Below <laugh>
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Jesus wept, the old "look at the responses". Are we sure he's not one of us? He's pretty delusional.
     
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  16. jimileysbaldhead

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    We thought another 6 in row would give you another 2 years chest beating from the lower depths of football.
     
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  17. jimileysbaldhead

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    " six responses in 20 mins "

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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I hereby rename Slug boy as Two Leagues Under, in honour of his ****ey team's lowly position <naval salute>
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    If only his cock was as big as his ego. He would never get time to embarrass himself on here, he'd be too busy dealing with the desires of his missus.

    People like this are the ones you wish you could buy for their actual worth, and then sell them for what they think they're worth.
     
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