Tarzan. My first impression was doing the Johnny Weismuller "ooaaaahhwaaaaaaaooowaaaaaauuuuuuuhhhhh" Had nothing to do with the Nanny sticking her finger up my piggy ring either.
@Odious Turd - Obese manchild, forever reliant on daddy to subsidise him into adulthood, suffers from jealousy and violent temper tantrums. Joined Not606 as he wanted to be controversial. @Anton McPape - angry crippled spastic, moved to UAE to escape hurtful taunting from the able bodied community in Teuchtarland. Wants to try sucking cock. @Tina. - frigid, yes voting, SNP fan. Own father took her virginity when she was 9 and to date, was the best ride she's ever had. Wants me to piss in her mouth. @DevAdvocate - rejected by father and thrown out of the CoS Sunday School for trying to rape a young boy, decided to join the fenian hordes over at the Knew Camp who revel in all sort of bumpokery especially amongst those of the young variety. Thinks the internet is good as he can get his opinion across without screaming uncontrollably and injuring eardrums. @Gambol - convicted fellon, done time for stalking ex and attempted to throw battery acid at her but ****ed that up and dissolved 2 of his fingers by mistake. Genuinely wants to shag Tina and has attempted to make contact with her through Bebo. Also films himself masturbating whilst drunk. @Toby - descendant of French aristocracy, despises that his family wealth was plundered by French peasant scum and now thinks that the same fate should befell anyone who earns more than £8.75ph. Dyed his goatee white to look like Jeremy Corbyn and writes love letters to professional leftist ****, Owen Jones. @Mind The Duck - 46yo British hating, Union loving, republican admiring DICK. Styles himself on George Galloway and speaks at food banks with a Dundonian accent to appear not to be from Cardowan. Wears the 1988 Celtic centenary jersey and has Craig Whytes Fenain Army emblazoned on the back. @monacoger - VILE FENIAN BASTARD @A.L.D.O 4.1 - with more wrinkles than Dot Cotton, this purple faced, xenophobic bigot despises EVERYONE and anyone and regularly takes his temper out on any woman in his life. Barred from his mother's care home for hitting her with a fire extinguisher, he now concentrates his anger on his wife's abdomen. Bathes in special brew and piss mix. @GroveRanger - short and sweaty *****phile, only encouraged wife to have kids so he could touch his own flesh and blood's genitalia. Subscribes to jailbait pages on tumblr and reddit and spends thousands on photography equipment which he then installs in school toilets so he can watch young boys doing jobby's. Intrigued by maggot porn. @gas - Proud and Loyal Protestant, cries internally when his own wife is being ploughed by half of Bristol but goes along with it as he knows his micro penis does not satisfy her. Despises Catholics. @DUNCAN DONUTS - Spiteful, dope smoking racist, blames Eastern Europeans for him losing his forklift job at the fruit packing facility. Wife sick of his constant "way u been" and "i said flied lice you plick" jokes. Has profiled all GC members and contacted Venom's mum and Pud's wife forcing both members to flee. @brb - Foreman at the biscuit factory, tells his co-workers how he's a big deal on Not606. Adopted by white parents who picked him from an orphanage in Rhodesia, Kevin thinks he's white but his incredibly low IQ doesn't allow him to work out the the black guy in the mirror isn't a Snapchat filter. Wants more likes to posts ratio and has created anonymous accounts to push up his like count. @Mick O'Toon - potato miner from Wexford and more ginger than Ginger Mick Reid, his job allows him to escape the daylight thus excusing him from 3rd degree sunburn even in December. Hates Darkies.
