Dev - Failed Military Policeman Mindy - voice of reason Barrie - High school pe teacher Grove - Assistant high school pe teacher Gas - **** Gambol - Harshly punished for stealing jiffys wheelchair Simon- China First Kev - Master of none Toby - Bastard Tina - B atch Trev - Fat B Ciaran - Mrs Brown Mick - Stereotype Stereotypist - Smarter than he listens Pud - Damian Green Aldo- Pretend Military Man
Cup Face: former Spandau Ballet groupie Archers: once beat a man to death with a bassoon Gambol: can armpit-fart the Indonesian national anthem Tina: owns the world's largest collection of tops from Smarties tubes Monacoger: unicycled naked across Luxembourg in just 7 hours Toby: my friend and lover Aldo: suffers from uncontrollable bouts of wanderlust and diarrhoea Kev: tenacious, intelligent, charismatic and debonair are all words never to be used when describing Kev Jiffy: open to all homosexual suggestions Mick OT: we all look like him in the back of a spoon Odious Turd: plays at right-back for Forfar Athletic's reserves Grove: evil personified Ponders: single-handedly brought down Bradford&Bingley Gas: willingly returned to Cromwell Street just a day after escaping Dev: came through Omaha Beach unscathed, in 1997 Mindy: currently locked in a stare-off battle with his own reflection
Simon: stole a maroon turtle-neck sweater from Judi Dench's washing line Pud: has bubble wrapped all his stools since 1959 Pompey: co-wrote Arrested Development's hit single Mr Wendell Stopmeandslapme: passed away last Tuesday, God Rest His Soul Rogue Leader: currently possessed by the ghost of Yootha Joyce
