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1st driving lesson

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, Jun 21, 2011.

  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    3rd time for me <laugh>

    Best driver on here

    and best fighter
     
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    The current test is much harder/stricter than it was say 10 years ago

    45 mins

    two 10 minute sections of independent driving ... one instruction/diagram and off you go.

    And at least one, if not two, maneuovers and a controlled stop.

    I passed second time.

    1st time I made an error on a roundabout (during independent driving) when a wee fanny in a suped up corsa cut me up!

    2nd test I did a left hand reverse (uphill), two hill starts, a turn in the road and a controlled stop.
     
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    ****in mon then ... squer go!
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...am the best lookin, so get it up ye.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    My test guy was a fat bastard. I got him twice. He's ****ing chattin away to me like a hair dresser. Shut yer cake hole mate <grr>
     
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  6. Barrie Lochrie

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    I passed 1st time, the guy was going to fail me because I was "too good a driver" then when he realised how good a fighter I was, he shat it and passed me and gave me back the test fee.
     
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  7. Barrie Lochrie

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    Where did you take your test?

    I did mine in ****tleston.

    My mate drove behind me the whole way, the **** <laugh>
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I can remember being nervous before my driving test. Which surprised me. Never been nervous about much of anything in my life before or after it.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Shettleston <ok>
     
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Balornock. I ****ing hated lessons and tests with a passion!! <laugh> What a relief when you finally pass. <wah>
     
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    <laugh> what a ****er! <laugh>

    I did mine at Anniesland!
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

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    I almost jizzed <laugh>
     
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  13. alwaysright

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    So was ****ting on the sofa a voluntary action ?
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    So do we think ML passed then? I don't
     
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    i think he did

    i'll never pass im ****e at it
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    You sat any tests yet bealy?
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Monkfish Madras. <ok>
     
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    nah only had about 7 lessons
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get a grip. Drivin is a doddle. You get to the stage where you arrive at a destination and canny remember driving any of it cos your mind had wandered off to thinking about all sorts of stuff during the trip. Which is a bit worrying really.
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    The best part id paying all the monies for petrol
     
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