A lot better than just the normal Kronenbourg, which is pish imho
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I liked kronenbourg. Not had it for ages.
San Miguel man these days, the LARGE bottles.
How the **** would I know. Twats who drink martinis (shaken/stirred/otherwise) are an arsehole/poove/*****.
Same as ****wits who drink a Bloody Mary replete with celery stick. Good boot in the baws is what they need.
Ah ****,Mindied of the highest,didn't even see this thread which is far superior than my piss poor attempt
Jip, don't bother your hole combining Mick's abortion of a thread with this masterpiece!
Let's break it down into stages shall we?
I "mistakenly" wrote Dirty Martina first, to cast my shiny lure into the muddy waters, you rose first from the shoal, eager but bemused.
Correcting myself, I then wrote the second line "A Dirty Martina doesn't have two Olives, or does it?" (which you misread as Martini I think!)
Tina could be short for Martina, there is some conjecture on here about Tina and her or his gender, thus the two Olives are a metaphor for a man's testicles.
I do find your half-cocked brutish, retorts very endearing you know.
A Bloody Mary - actually, two Bloody Marys - with a full English breakfast, is the best hangover cure known to medical science.