1664 wife beater

Cold cider on a warm day

 

I suppose you only get to drink it one or two days a year up in Bonnie Scotland.

 

Cider gives me heartburn ergo I don't drink the ****

 

One or two hours mair like.

 

...however, seeing as I'll be in the south Indian Ocean for the next coupla weeks I shall be sure to imbibe a suitable quantity

I don't think I've mentioned I'm going to Mauritius. Sorry to spring this surprise guise.

 

Gies me a stoatin sair heid next day.

 

mcewans is class

 

Rain occurs in all months but the wettest period in Mauritius is from late October and all of November . During these months tropical cyclones occasionally strike the island or pass near enough to give very heavy rainfall and strong winds. Average temperatures during this period range from 3 to 12 degrees celcius. Not perfect Cider weather.

 

For a Jock that's hot as ****

 

Off to Frankfurt on Monday for 4 days, I'll be trying out several beers and a report will follow.

 

The average maximum daytime temperature in Mauritius in November is a warm 29°C (84°F) with high heat & humidity. The average night-time temperature is usually a comfortable 20°C (68°F). There are usually 8 hours of bright sunshine each day, which represents 63% of the 13 hours of daylight.

 

Going to Berlin next month after we get back from Mauritius. Did I mention I'm going to Mauritius?

 

Going to Berlin next month after we get back from Mauritius. Did I mention I'm going to Mauritius?

 

The salami and ham etc in subways is actually chicken to appease the muzzies and Jews

Did you know that?

 

I did not.

Strong letter of protest being sent to my MP.

Can anybody tell me who my MP is?

 

Me too. Do you have coeliac disease?

 

Don't know what that means

 

Coeliac is what they use in them fancy cookery programs.

 

Google it, chump.

 

No I'm not celiac