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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Nov 13, 2015.

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    Remus disagrees.
     
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    It's the latest Hannibal book by Thomas Harris. This time he eats them with some guacamole and a bottle of Babycham.
     
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    Yeah, eating human liver is soo 1990s.
     
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    Fiennes in Red Dragon was ****in funny, "Ride with me, for my pleasure" the most creepy offer of a ride home ever <laugh>
     
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    Should that not be Baa bumhug?
     
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    Didn't realise were that old....
     
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    He's ancient! Thats why he cut his balls off. They had started sagging and dangling so low he kept stepping on them when he visited the Barry Island nudist colony.
     
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    Klopp had lost his voice, so when asked if he knew how hold Iuvgonzo was, he replied,
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  11. Got to football today and one of lads is missing. We found out the reason he was missing was because he'd been admitted to hospital last night and was about to have a operation to remove one of his nuts! We're on the understanding that he's "over strained" it <laugh>
     
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    He'll have probably twisted it, extremely painful and extremely dangerous that.
     
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  13. No idea yet. He's obviously reluctant to broadcast the news lol
     
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    Late happy birthday, pal xxx
     
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    Nasty nasty thing to happen.
     
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    Shouldn't be reading this at breakfast time :(
     
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    Puts you off your boiled eggs.
     
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    I was having nuts and a banana
     
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    You'll be sorry you posted that when certain other people see it. <ok>
     
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