100 people v Gorilla

Ronnie Pickering and John Fury would fettle it

 

Whod win out of s Silver back and a Polar bear?

 

If this is in the gorilla’s natural habitat there’s no contest.

The gorilla would leg it, into thicker jungle, and pick off the humans one by one …

… the humans would succumb to snakebites, infections, starvation and fatigue.

The gorilla would sit back laughing it’s arse off

 

So the gorilla is performing a public service. I’m fully on his side.

 

One question at a time please

 

Are all gorilla's hard like?

I mean you get some men who are hard as nails, and some who are soft as ****e.

For all we know the gorilla could be the Julian Clary of the gorilla world.

 

I'd prefer a quick death

 

This still doesn't answer the 100 men v 1 gorilla question I am afraid.

 

Looking at this logically I think the outcome would be quite different in 1925 than 2025. Back in the day there’d be battle hardened WW1 veterans, miners, fishermen, shipyard and steel workers, …

… these days you’d have various office dwellers, IT consultants, students with worthless degrees and people in ‘hospitality’

Before the fight could start half would insist on a meeting to arrange a date to discuss the setting up of a study group to thrash out a plan. Another twenty percent would cite a plethora of allergies, phobias and mental health issues. A further fifteen percent would insist on a set of terms and conditions including insurance issues, compensation schemes for time off work. Ten percent would be animal rights activists and the remaining five percent would be smackheads who’d misunderstand the whole thing and start fighting with each other.

The only decent person, in the whole shambles would get fed up with it all and say …

 

And, the gorilla might be female and refuse to fight the 5% of men in a dress.

 

Let’s arrange a bus trip to Edinburgh zoo and settle it once and for all

 

Won't happen mate.
We were meant to go up everest a couple of years back, on a Saturday afternoon iirc, and that never happened either.
I'd made a flask & sarny's and everything.

 

Sorry boss.

 

Back to the OP. Surely 100 humans would be able to smother a Gorilla to death. Granted a few would lose their lives along the way, and others would suffer horrific injuries, but the weight and strength of that many humans would be too much for a Silver back to handle.

 

Tickling it under the arm pits would be a good way to get it to weaken and distract it. Whilst it is laughing someone could crouch down behind it and then everyone could pounce on it all at once to knock it on the floor, and then just sit on it till it taps out?

 

Well remembered , I was looking forward to that .

 

So was i, I even bought a new cap.

 

If the men are NUFC supporters, I'd say the winners are the gorilla and society

 

We could do with some drag queens

Long artificial nails could blind the gorilla without counting as a weapon

As a bonus, they can get pretty micey when pissed off