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100 people v Gorilla

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by JC91, Apr 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM.

  1. Ayrton

    Ayrton Well-Known Member

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    I’d still back the gorilla whichever scenario :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  2. Nonsense Potter

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    I like your moxy, mate. :emoticon-0102-bigsm

    My take, 100 random humans = zero chance.
    100 SAS soldiers who’ve trained specifically for a coordinated dust up with a single gorilla, all ready to die for the cause and still drawing lots for who goes first? Maybe.
     
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  3. Gil T Azell

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    Methinks you have too much time on your hands <laugh>.
    <applause><applause><applause>
     
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  4. JC91

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    It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make, to ensure the gorilla is defeated
     
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    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Funnily enough, i've often wondered if I could fight 100 silverback gorillas.

    Might let them have weapons to make it fairer.
     
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  6. TonyG

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    You must have the same stuff popping up as me as I was reading a big thread on this.

    Was saying stuff like the humans must suppress without hesitation and try and suffocate the gorilla.

    this is where it falls down for me as you would see one person get their head pulled off and all hell would break loose.
     
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  7. RedNWhite4Life

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    Agree with this so for this scenario it must be in a certain sized area. If a human steps out of it they are shot in the head. The only way out is if the gorilla is dead.

    Still reckon the gorilla comes out on top mind if we are talking 100 random humans drawn from the entire earth's population.
     
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  8. JC91

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    We just need 100 people chatting in this thread, and we're sorted. I'll get the mini bus to.... Cheshire Zoo? And we'll all lamp the gorilla in the face
     
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  9. Lucky19672

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    Zombie humans changes the shape of this thread.
     
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  10. LD19SAFC

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    I thought humans at first but the more you think…<laugh>
     
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  11. Snaggey

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    Bloody good thread this, ive had a hearty chuckle.
    How old is the gorilla though.
    I reckon the majority on here are over 50, average age maybe around 60? ( guessing)
    Gorilla lifespan 35 - 40 years.
    So...If the gorilla is 39, 100 of us, nah, ****e with that.... 100 of you's would still have no chance.

    I seen a thing a while ago about a zookeeper saying he would rather go in a lion or tiger enclosure, than a chimpanzee enclosure.
    I'm sure a gorilla would knack a chimpanzee.
     
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  12. Lucky19672

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    Would a gorilla knack one of them komodo dragons though?
     
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  13. Snaggey

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    I reckon they both die.
    The komodo dragon pretty sharpish, the gorilla a few days later.
    A big gorilla knacked Godzilla.
     
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  14. Hudson92

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    I think if we’ve lost on the Saturday I could batter the Gorilla, left right goodnight
     
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  15. Downeys Loup

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    Humans scatter in different directions and start chucking rocks at it. Later move in with any big sticks they can find once it seems to be slowing down or some heavier rocks that were a bit big to just chuck. We’ve never ever fought fair so no reason to start now. Oh and a few obligatory guys who run towards it shouting ‘do you want some’ before backing away double quick as soon as it turns to look anywhere near them.
     
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  16. JC91

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    No weapons allowed, just pure brute strength, not saying you couldn't have 100 roided up coke heads charging at the gorilla, but no weapons allowed in this hypothetical scenario
     
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  17. Gordon Armstrong

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    This thread is based on a true story, and I know the answer :angel:
     
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  18. LAMackem

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    If the gorilla played for Sunderland there would be 90 people bitching and moaning how he played. That would p*ss the gorilla off and start a good fight…..in hindsight the gorilla would win.
     
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  19. Comfy

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    Sounds like these "obligatory guys" come from the Newcastle forum
     
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  20. Comfy

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    I'm playing the gorilla in the movie
     
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