10 years from now...

Git posh people have afternoon tea, But they are weird.

 

Breakfast is what it says (breaking the night fast) so first meal of the day (light snack), lunch is the mid-morning break (snack), dinner is the mid-day meal (full meal), tea is the early evening meal (full meal) and supper depends on what time you go to bed but is around 30 mins before that time and is another light snack.

 

what if you work nightshift

 

You're in the wrong job

 

Because they can't have dinner at 12?

 

Well they could if they started at 8, a 24 hour clock would kill that though

 

I’ll be living by the sea having done my duty. Scary thought really.

 

Gillingham's stadium will be a Tesco Express

 

Car park?

 

Like Stamford bridge back in the day lol

 

You’ll have all the usuals throwing foreskins at you for that.

 

And we'll have just signed off our first trade deal - with Albania...

 

Nah. None of us take him seriously

 

What about all the tips?

 

If Spurs hadn't of made Champions League next season it would have been a complete disaster, they are on the road to financial ruin and unlike other clubs they need it to keep them afloat.