10 years ago, Denis Law had a puncture on the motorway 9 years ago, Bryan Robson bought flowers for his wife 8 years, and Lou Macari had to put up the price of Fish and Chips 7 years ago, Roy Keane took his dog for a walk etc etc etc, All have a United theme, but all are totally pointless.
18billion years ago, nothing. Literally **** all. Then bang! The dirt is gone. Cillit bang matth, think about it
Four score and seventy years ago...... Our forefathers couldn't convince Matth to stop making irrelevant threads
You could say this about anything tho, had dennis begkamp scored that penalty there would have been no treble, or had byern scored in the CL final when they hit the bar and the post and completely outplayed you.
Talking about if only................................. If only Matth's dad had gone for a pint instead of a night of nookey