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10 things we like about Muslims

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Jan 17, 2015.

  1. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    The vast majority of Muslims are decent, hard working and honest folk.
     
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  2. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    and smelly bastards
     
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    The way they all gather together in close, tightly bunched groups. Especially within the sights of an aerial drone that's loaded with Hellfire Missiles.




    You know summat........ I've sometimes wondered why they have to have such long, convoluted and awkward greetings to each other, for instance.

    Western speak: "Hello, mate."

    Muslim speak: "Wallahi brother it is so good to see you, you are completely awesome Mashallah..!! May that nice pink shirt you are wearing lead to many successful marriages and lots of sons but no daughters, Allah willing, peace be unto him."

    And when they depart:

    Western speak: See yer later, mate."

    Muslim speak: "Brother Wallah I will miss you. I will miss you so much I will cry myself to sleep but I will dream of you Allah willing. I will wish we will reunite tomorrow bit if not we will reunite during the festival of Jannatul Mout'allashan. Or maybe the day after that, if Allah permits. Inshallah"


    And people on here tell me I'm long winded..!! :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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    ^ racist.
     
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    ^^^^^ racist papist rapist
     
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  7. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    I like the way they squeal. "I'm offended". by cartoons.
     
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