The only good thing about Facebook is nice birds posting bikini pics. They're worth - only just, mind - trawling through the endless bollocks on there.
See all the ****s I don't like on Facebook? I just click "Hide This ****ers Posts FOREVER" and then BOOM, like magic, I never read any bollocks from the 98% of my friends on there that I hate. No baby pictures, no ****y Kings Of Leon tracks, no ****s bench pressing 300 kg whilst posting statuses at the same time. Just the opinions, statuses and posts of ****s I like or can tolerate. Pretty easy to do. Much easier than sitting on your computer having a ****ing aneurysm
