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10 Reasons why Chelsea are ****!

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Jul 22, 2014.

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Looks like that's it then.

    Coming soon to a thread near you 10 reasons why a vase is better than Luis Van Gaal.
     
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    luvgonzo, Jul 22, 2014
  2. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    1. A vase would have made WC 2002?
     
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    UnitedinRed, Jul 22, 2014
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    2. A vase knows its place, in the middle of the table.
     
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    luvgonzo, Jul 22, 2014
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    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    3. A vase would have sacked pesky Jose not promote him from admin staff to assistant manager.
     
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    UnitedinRed, Jul 22, 2014
  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'm bored now gonna do some work, carry on though.
     
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    luvgonzo, Jul 22, 2014
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    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    same in 5 minutes time.
     
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    UnitedinRed, Jul 22, 2014
  7. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    They are affectionately known as the "second choice Chavs"
    They were Mourinho's second choice after he was rejected by Man Utd and Cesc Fabregas' second choice after being rejected by Arsenal.
     
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    goonercymraeg, Jul 22, 2014
  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    A vase would add weight to the Old Trafford trophy room!
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jul 22, 2014
  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    11 bonus round: Routemaster FC has a smaller fanbase than Southampton <ok>
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Jul 22, 2014
  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    And their fans have smaller "bases" than Southampton fans too.



    / don't ask how I know
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jul 22, 2014

  11. Blackheath Redcoat

    Blackheath Redcoat Active Member

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    10.1 They play in a really horrible shade of blue.

    My granddaughter said so and she is perfect in every way so it must be right.
     
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    Blackheath Redcoat, Jul 23, 2014
  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Your granddaughter is a very wise girl!
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jul 23, 2014
  13. Blackheath Redcoat

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    You're not kidding. I once asked her if she wanted to watch Charlton Athletic on the telly with me. She replied "Don't be silly, Grandad".

    Wisdom beyond her years.
     
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    Blackheath Redcoat, Jul 23, 2014
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