Busy avoiding Carnival at any cost this weekend which is hard as my old man lives slap-bang in the middle of it. The lovely and leafy suburb of West London that is Ladbroke Grove turns into a free for all of muggers, steamers, pushers and any other cnut who thinks it is ok to park his Beemer on the pavements and take a piss in people's front gardens.
I wasn't bragging you raging spastic. You let us know as soon as you crack open a Magners ffs Magners
That would be too easy and racist. Streets full of dark women I don't fancy in costumes that despite 12 months in the making look like the Blue Peter advent calendar covered in tin foil. I do like a steel pan band though, check out this lot who seem to be having a great time. Sadly the majority of floats at the Notting Hill Carnival are just flat-bed transits with a sound system on the back. Not like when I was a lad when the majority were steel pan bands.
Bank holiday weekend. Plenty of cans of Top Deck in for it. Probably have three of them tonight and wreak havoc on here before getting chased by Si, as per
Out last night in finneston ... Steamboats Dying just now Then out tonight for dinner at cafe Parma Then shopping for baby furniture on Sunday