£10m Ruiz- your having a laugh

Don't judge him too early guys... I'm sure you guys recall the Hugo Vianas, Luques as well as the Roberts, Ginolas and the Solanos.....As many above pointed out, foreign players require time to adapt in most situations, even Cabaye looked lost in his first couple of games for us.

 

But it's fun to judge other people's players.

Had we signed him we'd be saying he just needs time to adapt and will be banging them in before long, since he went to Fulham, not scoring proves he's a rubbish player.

 

Tiote laughs at those unable to adapt from the Dutch leagues..

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...well he smiles

 

Demba Ba ftw

 

Our bargain strike force is really proving the doubters wrong right now.

 

He'll come good remember how hard colo found things at first, however Kezman springs to mind.

 

Someone once told Tiote to crack a smile once in a while, that man now wears dentures.

If Tiote were to laugh the shockwave would be felt as far as Denmark.

When Tiote breaks out into song and dance it remains broken.

When Tiote gives a high five that is coincidentally also what it registers on the richter scale.

Someone once rat-tailed Tiote in the showers, the kickback put the player in hospital.

Tiote collects yellow cards to send out as personalised Christmas cards.

Tiote recently visited Whitley Bay ice rink. 17 people drowned.

When Tiote stares directly at the sun, it squints back at him.

Tiote is currently working on the cure for manflu using Alan Smith as a test subject, side effects have been dramatic but research continues.

Every time Tiote dreams about a player, they pick up an injury.

Tiote sat through Passion of the Christ and took notes.

 

I heard Tiote caught the flu once and made it lay in bed for a week weeping.

 

If Newcastle missed out to Fulham for Ruiz does anyone else think a bid for Johnson might have been a good move? Papers today saying he's available for 2 million. I think he would have been a good option for a season at least.

 

He'd probably wait around till someone offers him a 3 year deal..........bloody good goal scorer though.