You could be right, Huggy, but I do trust the Rothmans Compendium of Snooker Players to be a credible source for such information.
Don't place a comma between the word 'real' and 'fake'. The adjectives fail to correlate in this instance, as the comma is used in place of the word and. Instead, hyphenate 'fake' and 'Ponders' and omit the comma, thus reading, 'This **** isn't even the real fake-Ponders.' Anyway, I'm a silent partner in the ironmongery business.
I, have a, speech impediment and I, like to type, the way, I speak hence I put commas in weird places some,times.
I didn't mean to upset you, M, and please remember I am not the real Ponders, so don't take it out on him when he makes a return.
I'll try to get hold of him, but he's currently on a speaking tour of the North-East and tends to go incommunicado during such times.
I got your "joke" mate Would have been better if you had said Holiday Inn though, or some other Inn. Just saying
...bring back the days when Trev was Nev, Pope was a ****, Monica was in Monaco, and Mick's club foot was a one iron.