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Like the last few days of skool when you can bring your toys in and the teachers are thinking about 6 weeks off the booze, a long football less summer awaits. I am bored already. I need a weekend fix. Golf is tedious and cricket simply kills an entire day. I might try and go cycling but have...

By special permission of fantasy land promotions, I have secured the exclusive missing tapes to the interview that took place recently at the Cardiff City Stadium between Charlton's CEO, Katrien Miere and ITTV' fiction writer Reams. The interview takes place in the ladies toilet - Cardiff City...

When will John Barnes realise that he is a crap footballer, was a crap manager, was an even worse pundit and that is the reason why you can't get work not because you is black. That litte race card should be stuck right up his fat arse.

So Caesar Razil has been overthrown and banished to the ITTV site. The Bovril assassins finally got their man. In a democratic and open election, using the Idi Amin format, Steve Clarke stood unopposed and was elected leader. Are the Trust now moving into a new political era? One which will...

Another hilarious thread is developing on Charlton Life right now called 'the trust and the general meeting' all my favourites plastic pansies are involved, Prague, Airman, Henry ,Addickted, Clem. It's like watching a pillow fight between the worlds campest men. We have some absolute cocks at...

Just when you think you have seen it all, the holding pen for the Jeremy Kyle show or the ITTV site has come up with what is the funniest thread that I have ever read. It seems all our communication issues with the club are over as King Soloman himself Reams has met Katrien and she has...

Jo Pavey or Lewis Hamilton. Good to see Simple Minds can still rock it. 1st candidate Lizzie Arnold - wearing a dress that is made from bacofoil. Extremely boring and chucked on a few pounds. 2nd candidate Gareth Bale -Alice Band wearing Welshman. rank outsider but will get extra votes as he...

I can't work out what Roly has in mind for us. We don't seem to be his new shiny toy anymore, if reports are to be believed his Belgium shop is up for sale and if that goes, that leaves what? one Spanish, one German and us. Now, even we are bigger than the foreigners and are (or should be) the...

As some of you may know already, women have been playing football for at least three years now, and some of it is recorded, not for men's amusement but to showcase the 'talent' that women have while playing football. I was naturally sceptical, but I have now seen the U Tube clip of Stephanie...

Ever since I was knee high, this club has been in some bother or another. In the 70's we had the Gliksteins apathy, on the 80's all sorts of bad shat. 90's doing well, but you sort of knew it wouldn't last, 2000, Parky, Powell, Disaster. I actually enjoy us being in the news for the wrong...

That moron is a complete embarrassment to Charlton Athletic and the sooner he realises that he has all the intelligence and sophistication of a pooper scooper, the safer the world will be. Not content with getting a complete hammering on the Ched Evans case, he has reopened the post and now...

Every time we play Millwall I can't help but giggle. Not because they will turn up decked out in the finest Sports Direct Tracksuits a giro can buy, but from an incident that occurred on the London Bridge to Charlton train back in the 80's. Many of you that travelled to and from London by...

no no no. I am sorry but why do they make disease fashionable? 5000 people have died worldwide from Ebola so far, tragic yes but we should be looking closer to home to really save lives. Some preventable deaths in the UK (source guardian mortality rates) from 2011 27,000 die in...

i don't generally read newspapers but this morning found myself eating with the commonery at a motorway cafe. I read three back pages in the papers, the sun, the mail and the express and all had more articles on the rugby (a friendly) than the England game. I'm not complaining, although...

I knew he couldn't save squat but a bloke that played for England and as many clubs as he could is now flogging his crap on ebay. Is he really skint or just avoiding his creditors? either way I bet he has more money than Dick Plumb

Thank god, these are becoming rarer and rarer in fact I can't recall the last one we had at CAFC- Anyone? The old rule of thumb used to be 10 years service which is now almost an impossibility. I always found them a humiliating money grab anyway. (sorry but feeling mean, I just got...

He is simply awesome for West Ham and benefitted immensely from the personal coaching that I gave him from the Upper North during his time with us. He also has very loving parents. He has 17 sisters and 10 brothers. I left him out my all time Cafc 11 in favour of Dave Mehmet. I wonder if I...

i was watching the Fulham game and was thinking if I should maybe forgive and forget Judas Ratboy's treachery, After all it was over ten years ago and since then his career really did not progress how it should have , and maybe he will be haunted in the knowledge that by sitting on a bench at...

That's it, that's me done. I'm giving up my job as diversity Manager at Burger King and going to become a pro gamer.

just been watching Serbia v Albania turn into a riot, Ben Flower punching someone in the face while they were knocked out, Ched Evans, the Rapo wants his job back, Oscar pistorious shooting the hottest girl in Africa, the Grand Prix crash, Raheem Sterling making a mockery of the England shirt...