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. Oh, and for the record, I’m not pro Israel, I just can’t stand over opinionated dick heads not understanding what the eff they are on about. Rant over :emoticon-0176-smoke I am pro Israel in this case. I believe that any country has the right to defend itself by whatever means against any...

Oh, Roger! Really?? <doh>

Oh, OLOF, no heaven awaits you, mate. <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

Good job the OB got him first. Or maybe not.

Teacher stands in front of a class of seven year olds: It is impossible for a whale to swallow a human, their throats just aren't big enough" Smart arsed child: "What about Jonah?" Teach: "No that just a story" Kid: "But I believe it." Teach: "Wel its just not true" Kid: "When I get to...

Oh, thats OK then. As long as we know where he is.

Mr Trump says there will be no meaningful peace talks on Ukraine unless he and Putin are there. Unless Trump goes to Moscow this will never happen because there ain't no way Putin will ever leave Russia. If he does, there ain't no way he'll ever get back again!!

Boy comes home from school and tells his dad he has just had sex with his teacher. His dad is quite proud of the lad and says he'll buy him a bike. The boy says he'd rather have a football because his bum is still sore.

An old man goes to a bar and asks for a large brandy.. "Problem?, asks the barman. "Well, I just got two Thai women to go to be with me, and I thought I had won the Lottery and I was right. We had six balls between us"

Tough luck, boys. See y'all next year.

I don't know of any of this business and hve never seen or heard of this video, I can only imagine what is going on., but with AI doing the rounds at the moment could it be..............? Just saying.

Mick and Paddy were on board a cruise ship. Paddy says to Mick "Its very quiet tonight, Mick, where is everyone?" "They're probably all listening to the band." "I didn't know there was a band onboard." "Oh, yes I heard someone say 'a band on ship'"

No-one thinks I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up.

I pinched this from another site, but I reckon you lot deserve this. Old age is a bugger. I was in bed the other night when I heard the Pizza delivery man cough. Then I remembered I had come into the bedroom to get my wallet.

What twaddle! Thats a direct copy of the Australian aboriginal history.

You cruel bastard. <laugh><laugh><laugh>

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Ooooh, f*ck me. Worster and worster.

"Right to family life"? He's inside for eleven years. Some family life that is!

Of course you have. You have all the troops left over after Starmer sends the rest to Ukraine. Blimey, what more do you want? <doh>