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  1. Baldrick's Cunning Plan

    Transfer Embargo

    Did he try to place a yankee including Hull City to be relegated next season?
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    I get that Chazz. Just stirring the pot. It sounds as though there is more to it than we imagine. If the transfer targets are weighing up their options this the last thing we need to hear right now.
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    Innocent until proven guilty. I'm sticking my neck out here and will say I don't believe the owner would ever put this Big Beautiful City and its fans in such a perilous position. If he has he's a xxxx and should leave immediately, simple!
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    A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers…Like a telephone… On his hand and talking into his hand. The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here. The guy says, “You don't understand, I'm very hi-tech, I had...
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    Transfer Rumours Summer 2025 Transfer Thread…

    Do players still get fined for returning to training overweight like these?.... https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YLFL-k3W7hI
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    Acun Q&A

    Yes, It should be interesting, a Turkish version of The Osbournes. He'll lay it on thick to get the ratings.
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    Acun Q&A

    What has happened to the pre Q&A excitement? https://www.wearehullcity.co.uk/news/2025/june/27/a-q-a-with-acun-ilicali/ By popular demand, expect an upgrade on the intro music to put you in the mood....
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    The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage. Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on one side and kept a female rat on the other side. The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it. Then, the professor changed the cake and replaced it...
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    Off Topic HKR Having a fantastic day

    Took KR in the handicap at -16 points. A nice win at evens but they made hard work of the first half. They always seem to finish well and looking at the next five fixtures it appears only Leeds next is the one to fear. Then the big one, Wigan away. Regardless, a decent lead at the top of the...
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    Off Topic The fixture list.... June 26...

    Following on from previous seasons the computer will pick the last game to be played away at a different team beginning with P. So, the last fixture will obviously be at Preston away. Top 6 finish 13/2, not giving a lot away there.
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    Old Man Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life: After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said. “Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?” Murphy said, “I got to be honest with you...
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    The big headed xxxx gets them to blow up for the publicity. Not only that, it sounds like an insurance job to me.
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    The Pope Gets Pulled Over For Speeding Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel. The Pope proceeds onto Highway 95, and starts...
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    A parts manager for a small repair shop had occasion to order part No. 669 from the factory. But when he received it he noticed that someone had sent part No. 699 instead. Furious at the factory’s incompetence, he promptly sent the part back along with a letter giving them a piece of his mind...
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    A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, “Who is this?” “This is the maid.”, answered the woman. “We don’t have a maid!” “I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house.” “Well, this is her husband. Is she there?” “Ummm …. she’s upstairs in the...
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    An 80 year old women was caught shoplifting a can of peaches. During her court appearance the judge asked the lady “So tell me why did you steal the peaches?” to which the old lady replied, “Your honor I was very hungry because my husband and I have no money to eat”. The judge then asked the old...
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    Transfer Rumours Summer 2025 Transfer Thread…

    His injury record is impressive. If he arrives he fits into the recruitment criteria nicely, another player to keep the medical team busy. I can't wait for the next beauties to be announced.
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    New Manager... Sergej Jakirović appointed

    Should be, the bar is set very low.
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    New Manager... Sergej Jakirović appointed

    It looks like he's got the knack of AI
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    A man walks in his room after work and is surprised to find his wife lying undressed on the bed. After careful examination he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains. He rips open the blinds to find an undressed man standing there. ‘Who the hell are you?’ he...