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We could use him on crosses.
He was replaced at NF by Asa Hartford ... and I quote David Coleman: "My, what a thoroughly (w)hole-hearted player he (Hartford) is." You...
That's not strictly true. I once saw them play really well and stuff England 3-2. Jim Baxter was fkn ace that day. Only that day, though. It was...
Doesn't that, erm, tell you something? Have you had too much cocoa, or are you always this dim?
Yes indeed, I agree, please go. You (BrOoDy), Brucey, and the Allam family. You can draw lots for the honour of turning the lights out and closing...
Only because all these nasty foreigners cheat. Every team from the UK, except the Jocks, has the divine right to win every contest, in every...
Biased.
It's the 'Ull version.
They're pelting him with coins.
Could probably spell his name, though. No, on second thoughts, probably not.
Bummer!
Rooney is actually very good in goal.
Aye, I think there was one there, live in the news studio.
Aren't they running out of newscasters?
Is #3 Martin Keogh?
"The young ones ..."
Oh, the irony! It might help if you got someone to translate your epic posts into everyday English, and read them out loud to you. Or not.
Deep throat? Good night.
Maybe you should get neutered, then. I'm not going to engage in a futile, all-night argument with you; there are several others on here who've got...
You're gay?
