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You don't like eggs either?
Kool-Aid is usually sold in powder form, in either packets or small tubs. The drink is prepared by mixing the powder with sugar and water...
Devilled, on toast? Mmmm.
You must be foreign, poor sod. Enjoy your condiment-free boiled lettuce, with a nice glass of Koolaid!
Steak and kidney pie, with oysters, is one of God's greatest gifts. Or Philip Harben's.
You like escargots, but not whelks? How odd.
Removing the evidence ... a conspiracy, obviously.
Tree rings.
Oh, I see. There's usually a few of them down the pub, emitting methane.
Don't forget about volcanoes and the like.
Is this what you were taught at uni? Or are you actually an expert, like most people your age?
Sounds like an invitation.
Aye, so 'twould appear. Have you inherited his mantle?
Are you John Fenwick?
That explains a lot.
Skyline chili? Brilliant stuff! I prefer a four-way myself.
Most of them were stupid and unfunny, with just a very few glorious exceptions.
Don't be silly. You're confusing him with SCB and his treasure-trove of historic posts that he loves to pull out to impress his friend.
He's been put down a lot recently, deservedly, by many of the better posters, and he's decided to adopt an alter ego. For some unfathomable...
People's.