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In the Red corner, we have a man who looks suspiciously like a Dinnerlady and in the Blue Corner we have man who looks like Sam the big blue Eagle...
You twat! Nearly pissed myself laughing at that!
Hull fan in peace! We've had Adidas for the last 2 seasons (one more season remaining) and had the same template as Stoke and WBA and to be...
At the end of the day, the longer Dr Allam & Son take to make an appointment, the greater the chance we have of getting a thick veiny one right up...
I heard the FA where going to clamp down on his outspoken views on his Twitter account. Apparently by changing his account name to ****ychops McGinty.
John Terry! He'll have a field day with all those teammates wives hanging around.
Wha a thoroughly reppellent ****! I really hope he gets bad AIDS.
Just been on their website and this is their squad. I had visions of 40+ players but there's only 25? Robert Green Ricardo Vaz Te Winston Reid...
Back of the net! I can derelick my own balls!
Ah Doveston. I see what you did there. Very clever. You took something that I didn't say, and filled in the blanks. Are you a woman? Just curious,...
Cos he's a know-nowt twa t with a mouth on him that spews sh ite whenever it's asked it's opinion? Just a stab in the dark. Which is what I'd be...
You could either put your mum/wife as named driver? Or, I saw this on a tv program saying, if you get a quote for fully comp first, they'll think...
What the holy **** is he driving???? A ****ing Bugatti? I can derelick my own balls!
Yep! Apologies- just watched Zoolander. I can derelick my own balls!
New Crawley Town boss I can derelick my own balls!
Kevin Keegan- Director of Football Lee Clarke- First Team Manager. Hmmm?
I remember that. I do also remember thinking 2 things- 1: why is he shaking hands with the copper and 2: who the hell are Shadwell fc? Crazy days
Well that's trimmed some of the fat off! Hull £41, Cardiff City £35, Leicester City £12, Leeds United £40 + bus ride, Derby County £15,...
I best ring up Burstwick church. Tell them they're missing one of their Gargoyles!
??? Because you fart higher than your arse?
