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No snow here but its Barry. Nice snowman Johnny <laugh>
Who would i play for <laugh>
Good stuff Frank ill make a donation <ok>
When i was 19 a married women 10 years older than me offered me my jam role on a plate. She was sending me suggestive texts and i was tempted but...
Was his dick green? Was it erect?
Going to Parkhead to watch Celtic get beat then home to have a quiet weekend with the good lady and the cat and watch all the exciting weekend...
When i was 16 i gave the boss the ****er sign when he told me to do something i didnt want to do. I should have been fired for that.
Dougie ya big fud when i clicked on that link i could actually smell ****e ya ****ing ****er!!!!!!!!!
Brum i dont want bites <ok> <laugh>
I agree the one in my work is huge, has a mirror and a radiotor and i use it for dumps <ok>
I done a big fudgy ****e in the bog in the Kings Lodge Chinese in Glasgow the day of the Celtic v Arsenal game. It was a 30 wipe job and i blocked...
Went to Berlin in January, Going to Madrid in May, Corfu in June, Paris in August, Ibiza in September and Lanzarote in December! Could i do this...
Ah the Thorn inn last time i was there i was 18 <laugh> Anyway time for a nap catch yeez later chaps.
The party conference
Venom the word you should say is winners. Castleger there are over 100 members of the Conservatives in Johnstone.
Dougie what act?
Im 28 and still live at home....
Im a member of the Conservative Party and have met Cameron, Hague, Portillo, IDS and Clarke in the last couple of years. We will win this election...
People who come out with words like "Bromance" or "Brangelina" People who say what time do you call this when your late! My reply i normally call...
In the past ive had 2 foxes shagging in my front garden at 4am. It woke me up i thought murder was being commited <laugh>
