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Is doing my head in and its causing them to itch and my baws and inside leg is red raw. Despite me scrubbing them daily they continue to sweat and...
Ive always stood up. Sometimes when im bursting for a pish and a ****e i always have to hold my tadger down as pish can get through the gap in the...
Well said Frank as my dad said to me when i had a fall out with my mum "Your mum will always be your best pal". You know what its like to lose...
2 Peter Kay tickets cost me...
Who asked you ****
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Im going to see Dara O'Braian on 18th March Frankie Boyle on 20th March Kevin Bridges on 28th May Jason Manford on 18th November Peter Kay...
A tank top style jumper <laugh>
Na Rocket looks like boxing legend and tv pundit Jim Watt
The guy who came to my door was short, in his 50s, ginger, had a Wullie Thorne tash, English and was wearing a Salmon Pringle jumper. Is that you Nev?
He said are you sure! That really annoyed me what a **** i said to him yes im sure now **** off before i knock you out and he said no need to be...
Im no fighter but at 2 am lying in my bed just about to fall into a deep sleep and all of a sudden i hear a police type chap at the door. Dug...
Woke the whole house up and caused panic just to ask me "Can you move your car its blocking my driveway" I DONT HAVE A CAR NITHER DO MY MUM OR DAD...
:afro::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: Brilliant ML :laugh:
Even if there is sauce on the kebab
Great result Poor performance Poor game Poor atmosphere The coldest ive ever felt at a game ever Mon the Scotland Mon the Darius Discuss?
Frank the tank now **** haha wrong again! Your still a top man though <ok>
Yes Castleger thats why i dont live there i was just passing through. Im ok mate and naw im no.
I was walking home yesterday with my dog and this guy came up and said to me "Hi sir what about me doing a pee here(at the bus shelter) and nobody...
We should try and sign Bellamy next season
