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I once ate 13 family packs of Walkers crisps in 12 minutes.
I'm eating a chicken. White meat only.
I've been busy.
When I was six years old, I broke my leg. I was running from my brother and his friends. We found weekend jobs. When we got paid we'd buy cheap...
Don't let them get to you.
We're doing a Kyle special about insecure people. Would you like to appear on the show?
I want the winner of this to appear on my show. "I thought I was popular....but it turned out that everyone thought I was a ****!!!!"
The winner gets to appear on my show. "I posted on a football forum...and they all thought I was a ****!!!!"
I like him. It's people like him who've made me a fortune. I can picture him now. He's got a comb over, three day old stubble, national health...
I knew you were a fan of my show. You've got Jeremy Kyle written all over you although your tattoos say "Jeremey Kyle".
Text me baby. White trash like you are viagra for my show.
You can't spell my name. You're an ideal candidate for my show. Have you got a family you can bring with you? My crowd go wild for a chavvy family.
I look forward to engaging with him. He sounds interesting. He will have to sign a waiver to confirm that we are not exploiting him. It's standard...
I had a hermaphrodite on my show once. He/she was a horny bugger as well. I wasn't sure where to stick it.
Who is this HAIG? Jezza would like to talk to him.
That's what I told her. Teeth seem to be an issue.
Do you want to be on the JK show? [IMG]
Well that's the next series sorted.
You should come on my show. When are you free? What do you do for a living? Do you have any family? The more inbred the better.
I saw Bale about an hour ago.
