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I am looking for someone sensible to give me some advice Are dwarves permitted to engage in anal sex?
That sounds sensible As I am not a Muslim I am going to engage in anal sex I will need some lube as my wife likes to wear a large strapon
If I go to Leeds I have to report to a police station every 30 minutes
I have a poster of her on my garage wall It needs a good clean I should have laminated it
I do not suck cock
My favourite film is High School Musical I've never got to the end of it though
I've been banging my wife's arse for 25 years and she's still not pregnant
I am sensible and don't waste money on horror films I just look in the mirror
I can't find any jeans to fit me nowadays. This is a picture of me in my last pair of jeans. I've put on quite a lot of weight since then. [IMG]
As I work in my converted garage I can wear what I like when I am servicing my clients [IMG]
Sensible people do not waste their time watching films Sensible people are too busy enjoying their lives I have only ever watched pornographic...
I don't get to choose clothes. Clothes choose me. Basically if I can fit into them I buy them. Most of the time I have to wear a grey tracksuit...
I look hot. [IMG]
I'm just checking out a few new people to follow on Twitter and then I'll be off to the garage to **** myself blind into the early hours.
If you're offering them I'm buying. I can stretch to a tenner once my wife gets home and lends me a twenty (I'll need a kebab before and after)....
I've heard of this Scan.
What's your pie eating record? I ate 12 in my favourite kitchen and then went to my other kitchen and ate another 9.
Sometimes I play squash with my wife. Other times I make her go on top.
I have serious issues with air pressure.
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