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You seem to think im fat I am the same weight now as I was yesterday You are going on ignore
I dont like Italian men
Its British You dont seem to understand who won the war In fact you dont seem to understand anything You are going on ignore
Someone tried to sell me an Impreza once I told him that I was too sensible to drive a Muslim car
Yes, I drive a Skoda It's a sensible car for a sensible beast
I once ate 14 scouse pies in 30 minutes
When I walk backwards I beep
The scariest thing I've ever seen is me in a mirror
I once got mistaken for a hatchback
I'm pro Brexit as fewer foreigners will mean more food for me I eat 12 meals a day
I'm really fat
I've spent so much time on here recently that I've got loads of pornography to catch up on.
I once got ripped off which wasn't very sensible. I wanted one of these for my garage [IMG] but I ended up with one of these [IMG]
In the 1970's the motorbike and sidecar was popular You may recall Arthur and Olive using one in On The Buses I spent the majority of 1972 wedged...
Anything with John Candy in. So he's fat? Big deal.
Are you a midget?
I wrote off my first car just by sitting in it.
I'm so fat.
If I showed you my home made porno it would scare you. It scares children as well.
Please remove that picture of me in your avatar.
