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A load of old pony.
You probably know too much about football to take over from Tony Rogueleader.
Ahh well, now the sites gonnae go gay again.
You must have a ringpiece like Barrymores to get that out without fainting Dougie. <laugh>
Aye, but you need to wait for your dad to die. Gran will go first, especially if you help her along the way. <ok> Leave all her windaes open in...
Cannae remember it was 18 years ago, but probably.
The examiner called his cock "The Major" <yikes>
Whats her Gran like? You could double date with Tommy. <laugh>
And then give you a sympathy shag?
Tell her about Muirs bird. She might laugh so much her drawers fall off. She might not mind.
You'd be better keeping well clear tonight Muir. Nae chance of a nod for you for days now. <ok>
Good World Cup and he'll defo be gone. Should make a good profit on him tho, and Watties got a pretty good record at picking up centre halves...
For wearing Magic Laudrups wig??
Lassie at work failed her driving test for the 5th time last week. I don't get it- she has HUGE tits.
Tough game at Well tonight. Still, with the establishment back in charge there, we should get an easy ride. <ok>
a bit OTT I think. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/8495604.stm
I have it on good authority that there will be a major cash injection at Gers next week....
A cock says to his balls, "right lads, get ready and I'll take you to a party". The balls reply, "You ****in liar, you always go inside and...
Imagine that bumble-bee top with a big red T on it!! <yikes>
<laugh> Your mate takes drugs too Nev?
