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0-0, boring slog.
Host of narcotics,
Across his beautiful
Chippy minton is banned form the Harlequin centre after standing outside Santa's grotto and telling all the kids that he liked their faces.
shouted, as the
Big loose nuts.
"Christmas - A time for playing games and pissing about."Jesus, 12 December 21AD What with the success of recent threads, and being the festive...
pilot
jolls gets his weekly food shop from Homebase.
Saten (like the planet "Saturn", only smaller)
SandyHornet is so called after an embarrassing incident at a nudist beach.
Leeds-18 has 11 fingers...on each hand.
geitungur akureyrar invented the common cold.
BB, that is technically against the rules of the thread as isn't a lie. Anyway, Boltons Boots wants Eddie the Eagle to win Sports Personality of...
The Proud Scottish Hornet has 3 daughters. The eldest is Olivia Newton John, the middle child is Susan Boyle and the youngest is Roland Rat.
Hornette was my first model on www.WootersBigBeautifulWomen.com
The Proud Scottish Hornet is actually the Embarrassed Irish Wasp.
Leonardo fled to Wales after being shunned by the local community of Watford, due to his unhealthy, embarrassing liaison with the Amaryllisaceae...
Norwayhornet has a wooden arm. He is often referred to as "skog mann" by his close friends and family, which is Norwegian for "forest man".
Thanks guys!! It has been a good week so far. Surprise trip to Dorset at the weekend, spent the day eating cake and having meetings about a...