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Some bastard's just pinched a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 pegs...
Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tipex. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.
Before his marriage, Prince William said he didn't want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding. Prince Phillip said he didn't give a toss,...
Great news!
A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more...
This takeover can't come soon enough for me.
Evening all, hope everyone is well. I see Mrs Lala is taking my name in vain! Had lots of problems getting on here tonight.
Careful Sensible they are allowed to vote as well.
Sorry for not getting here earlier, but suffering from a bad night at work saturday night! Great win for the greens and looking forward to a...
<party><party><party><party> We won! Yes! Yes! Yes! <bubbly><bubbly><bubbly> <bubbly>
Whooo hooooo! 2 nil up! COYG!
3 points today would seal a great end to the week.
I had a few posts removed by the bbc mods, mainly when I had a go at the thunder prat.
What about Kindly old gent sitting in the cellar for Sensible. Sensible I can't do anything to the gusset it would spoil the look. I am a...
Cider or Bitter PGF White? You must say which or you you could end up which a crusty old git in all his glory! :emoticon-0119-puke:
Gat has missed an 'o' out of her new name!
Who ho!!!! :emoticon-0167-beer: :emoticon-0167-beer: :emoticon-0167-beer: :emoticon-0167-beer: :emoticon-0172-mooni to Risdale
I had started to think it might of been me in my outfit. I know sensible was quite upset by it.
Greenjock, you are one very brave man! :emoticon-0102-bigsm
Ah!........ I know who you mean now.............Ian Botham.
