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Here's one you'll like this. Bill Clinton and Mother Teresa die and both meet St Peter at the pearly gates,and St Peter gets mixed up and sends...
MUFCOK. **** off to your own board and discuss why you won't be signing Wesley Snjeider,because Inter aren't stupid enough to take Michael...
The frightening thing and its a good thing is that Liverpool have two fantastic youngsters waiting in the wings to take up positions.Kelly is...
That is definitely a thumbs down.Its a re-make of a blonde joke. Here's one. Bill Clinton,Alex Ferguson the Pope,Wayne Rooney and 14 year old...
Here's mine. 1.Kelly 2.Flanagan. 3.Robinson. 4.Shelvey. 5.Pacheco. 6.Wilson.
Kellly can't be classified as being under 21 as he is 21.Ngog wasn't classified as under 21 last season.
Kenny needs toto cut this squad down to 25, write now we have 35. ⢠1. Jones-Sell. ⢠2. Johnson ⢠4. Meireles ⢠5. Agger ⢠6....
I'm still convinced we're two players short of nailing top four.I reckon if we get in a centre back and a left back..top four will be a formality...
King Eric. I don't agree with B4F for the simple reason he's forgotten something.A lot of it has to do with squads and depth etc.However he's...
I think we'll be taking the Carling Cup more seriously this year seeing as we've no Europe.Its also an opportunity to get silverware on the...
An Englishman,a Scotsman and an Irishman are on a building site and the foreman tells them that he will give them an extra £50 if they save him...
If I were still a mod I wouldn't have let this thread last 2 seconds as it so obvious a wum,Stevie Wonder can see it.C'mon Mods do your job and...
Chris. Go ahead.Great job on the last one. The ''Liverpool decline'' thread went like a bullet.Excellent action by the mods.
Pele's name is actually a nickname. His real name Edson Arantes Do Nascimento. He actually got the name Pele off an Irishman as the Irish for...
Sack all refs that have given dubious decisions to Man Ure at Old Toilet.That would give Slur Alcie something to whine about.
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BBF. Classic.Buddy.<cheers> for sharing.
Bluff. I saw it before but its hilarious every time you read it. A Liverpool fan is in Rome and he wants to see the Pope,and he stands along a...
Skrtels Nips. At OT he frightened Man United to death.He pulled them all over the place,but it didn't lead to anything because Aston Villa at the...
This is an oldie but a goodie A young lad is late for school and he arrives at his class and the teacher asks him ''Where were you'' and the...