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They were on heroin at the time, mind.
I was sick one night and I said to the Mrs "My legs ache and I have a headache". Alexa lit up and ominously said "goodbye". Still not sure what...
I've discovered that I can access Alexa by saying "mylegsache" instead of "Alexa". So I go around saying things like "Mylegsache, set a time for...
As long as it wasn't a footjob from a woman who needed her toenails draining.
+10 points if he also chewed chewing tobacco. That's a bit of a fad around here. Not many people smoking... Instead they're chewing and spitting...
That's an interesting theory. I had been suspecting KFC as grinding up cigarettes as part of the breading in their chicken... But smokers might...
So let me get this straight, a woman got ghosted by her hubby and so she went to Jack off?
Sock or not. Welcome to the forum!
Surely only Duncan Donuts is old enough for that.
The stores sell cigarettes in the US, but I honestly can't recall the last time I saw someone smoking one. Some people must still smoke because...
Wid sleep with. Widnot watch love island for.
Only 40% in Wales.
Yeah, the Scots spend all their money on heroin so never have enough money left to get to any of the tourist spots.
That's a private matter between the two of them.
Carling? 20% beer cut with 80% water?
It's true... We've never been on the moon... ... Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong have been there though.
I was at the game on Saturday and wondered who the white haired twat running around was. I didn't recognise him but he did stand out on the field.
I was a little hesitant to scroll down any further below those words in case it was a dick pic.
I don't know Ole's transfer nous but Bale seems a very "United-type" transfer. Very well know name with attached ego, that may or may not fit...
That's why we signed Chicken Tikka MoSalah in the first place.
