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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger...
After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The...
IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY" And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel!!!
Yes, but we were losing anyway, he had to get 20 mins or so back in action. Job done, fighting display and bring on tws
We've kept a clean sheet since they scored?... er yes, if we had conceded again we still would have done!
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt . Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher....
Two women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes. I...
Just had my water bill of £175 drop on my mat. That's a lot, Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just £2 a month: time to change...
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit
Since the snow came, all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.
Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then."
Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
Actually spelt Oradour-Sur-Glane, only half an hour from where I live now. So moving, I try and go there every year on the anniversary. If you've...
Please feel free to change your avatar or use this picture, it is circulating in France [ATTACH]
From the website of the French Newspaper "Liberation" ON THE LIVE ATTACKS IN PARIS For Saudi Arabia, the attacks are a "violation of all ethics,...
After reading so much drivel on here in the last hours, thank you for this post.
Thank goodness for that. I live in France, its just terrible, it 01.40 here now, I won't sleep tonight
Where are these reports please?
