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Don't get red faced or you might get mistaken for a baboon's arse <ok>
You're so fat that the last time you went to the seaside Greenpeace tried to tow you back into the ocean.
A fat jibe response to a fat joke <doh> You're so ugly you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for flashing your arse.
Yer that fat we can pick you up on satnav.
That explains the smell over central Scotland :emoticon-0119-puke:
Your knickers are all crusty with dried in ****e.
You're a crock of ****e.
Load of ****e rumour.
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Surprise, surprise.
Looks like a muslim John Hartson.
It's peddling. Unlike you, Rangers aren't a bike.
If only that's what your father had done that fateful night when he got drunk and banged your ugly mother.
I'm a Wee Free as it happens.
How ****e are we? <laugh> Craig Levein says he'll take it on the chin. Prick needs a crack to the jaw. Get wee Strachan in the job.
Move to Scotland <ok>
What the hell are you talking about?
For the men, it's hard to see beyond either Nadal or Djokovic to be honest. The Serb is aiming to be the first man since Laver to hold all four...
Are you afraid of women with big tits Jon?