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No. Take it you borrowed it from the wife?
Mohammed created God. Then shagged him. Then he lost interest in him as he got older and found himself a nice wee six year old instead.
Bristol is not 'down south'. It's the west country where shagging your sister and storing pigs in cider is the norm. Or the other way around....
Good try there by the way!
That wasn't what he was meaning (God created them).
Defintely aye. Had a thing for her since seeing her blow the horn on Brassed Off.
Don't put it past him <laugh> He once claimed dinosaurs didn't come from eggs.
Mental <laugh>
Uh oh. Jip's going to be beheaded by a mental Muslim!
Scientists cannot prove God doesn't exist, ergo God must exist. Logic? That's Fan for you!
ER getting philisophical in his old age. Often happens to old men just before they die.
And it continues: Jamie Ness is to refuse move to Rangers newco. Further senior stars could be set to follow today.
Calm down grandpa. You'll do yourself an injury.
The Peterculter *****phile strikes again!
Name one of them.
Talk about kicking people when they're down: Rapid Vienna have confirmed that they will ask FIFA and UEFA for help in getting the money they are...
Mate, you're wasting your time. The bloke's mental. Most of us just take the piss out of him now. Only the idiots and the equally demented...
Rangers fans funded the IRA? No wonder your club's ****ed!
A proper Battle of Britain Dev.
The last time we raided the Greek market we ended up with Big Maj!
