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Welsh Rarebit for me.
You need to begin a strict regimen of anal clenching exercises. Begin by picking up large objects using only the power of your sphincter. Decrease...
I heard that Arnie was keen to do the voiceover for the dubbed German language version of Terminator. He was told that he sounded too much like a...
Nonsense. He's the poor man's Sone Aluko.
I find it difficult to believe that there was any trouble the last time Celtic were down as they have the greatest fans in the world (apart from...
All Celtic fans are decent, super. I have so much respect for them that I had a Celtic crest tattooed on my arm. I certainly didn't do that for...
What about this irritating Brick woman who's whoring herself around the press at the moment? [IMG] Big Bad John would, but thinks the whole...
Excellent thinking, TC. Not to blow my own trumpet, but I believe that I was the last marquee signing that Celtic made. I'll pass your idea on to...
harry has the Rangers' fans number and they don't like it. Keep up the good work, h-man.
My farting style is very much like my playing style: lacking in natural flair, but with an honest endeavour that the working man can appreciate.
In my experience, surgery proved more efficacious than performing some primitive superstitious rite - no matter how well intentioned.
We all know the real reason why my mate Neil is a target of the bully boys, but only I, Big Bad John, have the balls to say it: it's because he's...
It's good to see the gingers getting some positive press for a change.
My time in Scotland really opened my eyes to the seedier side of life. It's a far cry from the lovely pastoral valleys I knew as a boy.
Well said, harry. It sickens me to think how many more winner's medals Big Bad John could've had if it wasn't for those cheating bassas over at...
Just my head.
Was it the Jordanian shooter Sirhan Sirhan - so good she knighted him twice?
No worries at the moment. They whipped out the dodgy one and inserted one of those rubber things from the middle of a golf ball. It's knocked 5...
It's good to see such a sensible article in The Sun. Some of their columnists write a load of old drivel.
If the administrators think that the deal with Ticketus can be torn up, why would TBK commit Rangers to a £10 million debt with them? Big Bad...
